Truss appoints cigar chomping Coffey, as Health Minister

 

Health Minister - Theresa Coffey

Meet the new Tory Health Secretary. The grossly obese, cigar loving, boozer, Therese Coffey. 

The new UK Prime Minister, Liz Truss, has moved Coffey from Work and Pensions, to Health, and has made her the Deputy Prime Minister. Coffey, a spinster and Roman Catholic, opposes abortions, same sex marriage, and assisted dying. 

In 2020, she was criticised for showing a lack of compassion when she was questioned about the death of Mercy Baguma, a 34-year old asylum seeker from Uganda, who was found dead in a Glasgow flat, with her malnourished baby beside her. She had been living in abject poverty and was left destitute after her leave to remain expired. The cries of her distressed baby, alerted people to her plight. When asked about Mercy Baguma, Coffey said she wasn't familiar with the facts of the case. 

Coffey was also criticised when she said that obesity and an ageing population had contributed to the high Covid death rate in Britain.