This is the diary of a man of our times. Any resemblance to anyone living is, of course, purely coincidental.Monday 5th September 2016
Seems a fellow of importance in a similar position to ME (but clearly not quite as fine as my good self) has hit a bit of trouble with his ‘hobbies’. We fine chaps need to stick together, after all we have not broken the law, how could we? Others may see some of our actions as crimes, but if we don’t then that is an end to the matter. I only hope he got a satisfactory ‘enhancement’ from the publicity, I certainly would have. I wonder if he needs advice on this, for a small fee of course – now there is an immense opportunity to trouser some real cash.
What has he done? Employing a serf to satisfy his needs, with a bit of ‘enhancement’ for them and himself. How can that be a problem for US? We need to stop these serfs criticising US.
What can we do? Exile them? Why not?
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