This is the diary of a man of our times. Any resemblance to anyone living is, of course, purely coincidental.
Monday 12th September 2016
Moaning Minnies at it
again, but a quiet weekend and week really. Need to keep my head down sometimes (and my
trousers up according to my man!). Still,
I need more money, seems my ex has suddenly discovered that she needs more
financial help!
After giving advice to a colleague, a kindred spirit, I have
had an idea. Yes, I, not my man, have
had an idea! Why not offer to write an
agony aunt’s (uncle) column in a newspaper. I have plenty of experience to draw
on in so many ways. A successful and
great man like myself can give advice on dealing with problems and how to get
round them. Whatever the issue, it can
be got round. I find carrying on regardless seems to be the best policy. Just ignore the critics, they are so
insignificant and unimportant compared to ME. Another option is to know the guilty secrets
of those around you. Look out Big Man and Ginge and my exes!
Talking of Laurel and Hardy, they are up to something with
regard to what should be my the ME Park. If they do something else with the area, there
had better be a considerable wad in it for me. I have not given up my ambitions yet. It could
be a money spinner at Christmas as Santa’s grotto. It’s big enough for reindeer, even a Christmas
market. I have the Big Man down as
Santa, Ginge and ‘my man’ would make fine elves as would some nice young
ladies.
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