Slave driver Truss wants to abolish child benefits and winter fuel allowance!

 

Liz Truss

A leaked report from 2009, entitled "Back to Black", shows that slave driver, Liz Truss, a fanatical free marketeer, wanted patients to be charged for GP visits. She also wanted to cut the pay of doctors, registrars, consultants, and managers, by 10%. Truss, who thinks that British workers need "more graft", also favoured abolishing universal child benefit and and winter fuel payments. 

Although Boris Johnson, like his predecessor, Theresa May, was slung out of office by an internal coup within the Tory Party, it will be the 160,000 registered Conservative Party members, who will once again, decide the fate of the nation and who will be the next UK Prime Minister. 

According to the bookies, Truss, - who is running against Rishi Sunak - is favourite, to become Britain's next Prime Minister, when the decision is announced on 5 September. Guardian journalist, Hannah Jane Parkinson, says that the winner will become, "the third prime minister anointed in the past six years without being voted into office by the general electorate."