Boris Johnson Slung Out Of Office!

 

Bungling Boris Slung Out Of Office

Boris Johnson has announced his decision to resign as Prime Minister and leader of the Conservative Party after being slung out of office by rebel Tories, but he's hoping to stay in office until the Autumn. 

The Leader of the Labour Party, Sir Kier Starmer, said Johnson was always unfit for office and had been "responsible for lies, scandal and fraud on an industrial scale " 

Bungling Boris, often compared himself to his great political hero, Winston Churchill, but if he resembled anybody, it was the Edwardian Liberal politician and swindler, Horatio Bottomley, who was imprisoned for fraud and finished up sewing mailbags in Wormwood Scrubs. 

As with Boris Johnson, Bottomley was known to have had many mistresses and had the ability to charm the public, while picking their pockets at the same time.