Sue Gray report portrays No 10 as a louche drinking den!

 

Surely, Boris Johnson must now be drinking in the last chance saloon. Anyone who's read Sue Gray's report, can clearly see that Boris has turned No 10 Downing Street, into a shebeen. Wine stains on the walls; 'Wine Time Friday' in the Downing Street Press Office; puke-splattered bins thrown into the skip; boozed up stragglers surreptitiously ushered out of the back door to avoid CCTV cameras. Cleaners and security staff who raised objections, insulted and demeaned by a bunch of inebriated Toffs. 

In true Boris style, he says he feels humbled by Sue Gray's report but also terribly let down by his staff. The parties that he attended were so good, that he couldn't even remember having been to them. 

Multi-millionaire, little Rishi Sunak, is now being accused of coming up with a £15bn bailout package to deflect attention away from 'Partygate' and to pull his beleaguered boss out of the shit. Once again, Rishi has found the magic money tree and has stolen Labour's 'Windfall Tax' on energy companies.

Despite the show of contrition, Boris has been telling people on the quiet, that Britain wouldn't have won the last war, if  Winston Churchill hadn't been a piss artist like himself.  Some call him showman and others the consummate politician. A man interviewed in the former solid Labour seat of Bolsover, thought differently. He told a reporter that Johnson was a clown who ought to be in a circus, a right berk. Partygate is just of many scandals that have plagued the sleazy government of Boris Johnson.